3. Deleting emails
I’m a big fan of minimalism. I get a kick out of getting rid of shit, particularly when it’s being recycled or donated to someone who can appreciate it more than I do. It fulfills my human necessity to do good and partially convinces me that I’m not the horribly materialistic bitch that I probably am. But then there’s email. It’s not a tangible object, so...
2. Imitating American Apparel
American Apparel. You’ve seen the ads…waifish “everyday” models who, though claimed as friends of the company, actually ARE professional models. They sell you overpriced basics with their T&A, and crush your soul with their nonchalance. Because I dislike overpriced clothing and having exposed buttocks shoved in my general direction (without my consent, that is), I...
1. Repositioning gel window clings
You know those cheapass seasonal window clings you bought for your window circa 3rd grade? Well, I still have those. Twelve grades later. Like any good Indiana girl, I have corn and a pumpkin for the Thanksgiving holiday, along with a rather rotund turkey. The problem? I haven’t removed them from my window since then. It’s April. The other problem? I have an owl I removed that...
Welcome to a collection of shit I suck at.
As the blog name suggests, this is a numbered collection of things that I have general ineptitude at and difficulty with. Hopefully humorous and likely relatable, at the very least this should be an exercise in ego-boosting for the rest of you.